Moving the Mares

We moved the horses last weekend...what a nightmare. I suppose overall it wasn't THAT bad, but ugh...please no. Niki and I have already agreed that any hauling from here on before we get our 4 horse stock trailer will be done by hired drivers. Most likely Bird's Hill Ranch guys...lots of experience and kick ass rig. Sign me up!

Anyway, Niki and her dad went to get the trailer with the truck and Ashley and I went to the farm to gather all our horse stuff and haul it up the driveway, and get ponies ready. Well the trailer had a flat tire so Niki's dad, bless him, changed it and filled the tires on the way to the farm. Ashley and I had everything ready and horses on lead ropes standing at the end of the driveway. They pull up and Niki goes to load Zierra first.

Now, you have to understand the level of FUCKTARD the guy that designed this trailer was...not only was it almost IDENTICAL to our trailer that we know they hate, but it was twice as long and twice as dark/scary. Zierra took the first step into the trailer, which was nearly THREE FEET off the ground, and hauled ass backwards. Pulled a Szerina, if you will, but without the head bashing. Probably because she wouldn't get in far enough to hit the roof in the first place. We did everything but light her tail on fire to get her in, including what looked like a "cowboy beating" with the chain end of a lead...

So NEXT, we try Justus. Bless her pony stupidity she wasn't focussed on how long the trailer was, just the GIANT step up in front of her! So after weaving and looking at it for 20 seconds she stepped up and in...once in she balked once but walked the rest of the plank no problem. I tied her in, got the butt-bar (yes, bar...not rope or chain), and closed the divider door.

We go back to Zierra...get Niki's dad to haul on her head using the center divider as leverage, and Niki and I each with a shoulder on either side of her ass...after a few good heaves she pops up and casually walks to the front past Niki's dad. LOL seriously horse, I understand why you HATE this thing, but the cool pizazz attitude once IN is just irritating! If you're going to be dumb and play scared, play it to the end at least...it's like she gives you this look after she's desided the trailer's ok that says "ha ha, fooled you" and then she's all cool and calm...jackass.

Anyway, those two are in and now it's Eve's turn. Heh. She watched those two...doesn't look like a fun place to be. We started easy and just encouraged her, tried tapping herbutt with a leadope, Niki gave a shove on her butt...but it came down to Niki's dad on her head same as with Zierra, I put a lead around her left front pasturn and hand lifted her leg to step up with the lead just to keep it there, and Niki and I pretended to be tough and linked arms behind her and literally HEAVED her in. LOL I felt so strong after...but Clydy or not she's still only a 2 year old! She was in within 5 minutes and we were locked and loaded. Filled the car with saddles, the truck with the bins and crap and we on the road shortly after.

I followed in my car with Ashley because the tiny cab seats behind the driver in the truck cab didn't appeal to me...so Niki went with her dad in the truck. We get to the end of my road so I call Betty to tell her we're on our way...and I see brake lights and the trailer rocking.

OMG.

NOT AGAIN.

Seriously, Betty answered and this is what I said, "Hey Betty, it's Shay-la, just calling to let you know we're on our waaaaaa....hold on...holy fuck...maybe not gotta go bye..." CLICK. Poor Betty was probably worried because I didn't call her back!

Turned out Justus hauled back on her lead and BENT the metal butt-bar AND divider door! We had to lift the door off it's hinges to get Justus out! Anyway, Niki opened the back escape door first thinking it was probably Eve...nothing, she's standing fine. I get there when she opens the front escape door and Justus was literally in the process of shitting her pants and shaking terrified. We don't know what spooked her but holy dammit pony has some power!

So we close the door again and start moving...didn't stop other than turning until we got to Betty's. The rest of the drive was flawless. Once at Betty's I take Eve out first and that's fine, get Zierra out all good, lift the door off Justus' stall and get her out and she SCREAMS at the Welsh Pony stallion. Awesome...pony's in her first heat. I ended up letting Ashley walk Eve and I took Justus because she was being a cow. Put them in their new paddock and realise the fence is/has literally fallen apart. We stayed an extra 2-3 hours to fix their fencing. Isn't this why I left the farm?!

Bah...so far this place is questionable and Niki and I already have a plan to bring the horses back in a couple months. Give it a month or two to settle in and if it's still bunk, take them back. There's two idiots there too...first impressions stick and neither of them even said hello. And that's after I walked up saying, "nice filly, will she be ok if I walk past with this?" I was carting a 2 level saddle rack. She said, "Actually, yeah..." and made me put it outside the barn and wait until she was done standing in there! Then she was trying to lunge the completely and obviously clueless yearling on a lead rope. She nearly got kicked in the head at least 3 times. Whatever...not my horse, not my problem.

Well, it's getting late now and I work in the morning...going to head to bed!

Nite

Shay-la